Mini Adult Jokes!

24 11 2008

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
woman’s period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 – 4 days & if it doesn’t come you are in deep trouble!

A lady visited her doctor again. The Dr. said: You
look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!

Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said “No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You’ll Eat It
up!!



DotA: Warcraft III DotA v6.57b Map Released

23 11 2008

The latest DotA map v6.57b is out for download.

Changelog for DotA v6.57b Map
* Changed how -sd hero selection works. The three heroes are now added as icons to select from your circle of power
* Lots of fixes and improvements to the translation capacity of the map
* Fixed a few Warcraft 1.20e specific bugs for Chinese community
* Some performance improvements (more coming in the near future)
* Your Circle of Power now has 6 inventory slots. The items it has are now abilities instead. You cannot pickup items that you don’t own with Circle of Power

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Mini Jokes:Funny Maths

1 11 2008

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