Mini Joke Cartoon

25 05 2009

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10 ways to add more Backlink

24 05 2009

Thinking of outsourcing your reciprocal linking? Think again. There are more benefits to linking than just getting links. Consider doing at least some work yourself.

First let’s make a master list, all the usual ways we can think of to get quality, relevant links back to a website.

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1. Fill out a form or email a webmaster, asking for a reciprocal link.
We’ll assume for the purpose of clarity that we mean exchanging links to post to a traditional directory page.

2. Deep linking.
You embed your partner’s link into relevant text on a page other than your directory page, and your partner does the same with your link.

3. Links from signatures.
This can be a signature you place at the end of every email you send out, or in forum posts.

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Mr BEAN JOKES

18 05 2009

1) MR. BEAN SEES  A DOCTOR:

Doctor
: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor
: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor
: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean : I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean crying) the
doctor
called, Mom’s dead.

Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!



Children Water Colour Painting by Grochev

6 05 2009

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5 05 2009

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