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Its been a long time!! Im back..

Jason — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:03:51 +0000

There have been sometimes i haven updated my blogs due to some reasons. But now i m back.. my new year resolution is to make money from blogging and i want to achieve it this year. Gambatte

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Mini Joke: Sexy secretary

Jason — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:09:07 +0000

Tom: Your secretary is very sexy.

John: Thanks, it’s a newest technology life size robot from Japan.
Her name is Sweetie.
If you squeeze its right breast it takes notes and if you squeeze the left it types.
I’ll lend it to you for a day and you can see it for yourself.

Next day Tom called from hospital and shouted:
John you BASTARD,you didn’t tell me Sweetie’s pussy is a pencil sharpener!

Chinese Philosophy

Jason — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:25:22 +0000

Chinese Philosophy.

Man, O Man!

When without money, keep pigs;

When have money, keep dogs.

When without money, eat at home with wife;
When have money, dine in fine restaurant.

When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

Man, O Man, never tells the truth:

Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;
Now, woman gives man their newborn.

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;

Now, actresses will sell their bodies to get famous

What is life about?

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At one, YOU are the top priority

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At ten, academic excellence is the top priority
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At twenty, getting laid is the top priority
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At thirty, a good career is top priority
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At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority
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At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority
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At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority
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At seventy, remembering something is top priority
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At eighty, moving around is top priority
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At ninety, knowing directions is top priority
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At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good!

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Watched 2012 movie!

regine — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:28:30 +0000

I went for dooms day movie 2012 today at Tropicana City. The theory of the earth going to pole shift cause by radiation from the sun. Then cause earthquakes around the world and earthquakes at sea bed causes large tsunami. I cannot deny that they really might happen one day to our mother earth..maybe it is just sooner or later. So what will you do if the doomsday is really what the Mayan had predicted? Buy a ticket on board of Noah Ark ?

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Year End Pikom PC Fair 2009

Jason — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:04:09 +0000

Its time for another PC fair again, I think i will going to KLCC Convention Center this time to check out bargain prices for laptops or netbooks. I need a new one soon. Besides that, i always like to look out for hot girls and take photo with them.

Below is the schedule:

26-28 November 2009 (11:00am – 9:00pm)

Dewan Merdeka, Seri Manjung

27-29 November 2009 (11:00am – 9:00pm)

Dewan Tunku Ibrahim Ismail, Kluang
Alor Star Mall, Alor Star
Terminal One Shopping Centre, Seremban

4-6 December 2009 (11:00am – 9:00pm)

KL Convention Centre, Kuala Lumpur
Penang International Sports Arena (PISA), Penang
Melaka International Trade Centre (MITC), Melaka

11-13 December 2009 (11:00am – 9:00pm)

Persada Johor International Convention Centre, Johor Bahru
Stadium Indera Mulia, Ipoh, Perak
LG Car Park Exhibition Hall, 1Borneo, Kota Kinabalu
Dewan Suarah, Bintulu

Don’t miss out ya’

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Changed the favicon too!

Jason — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:34:05 +0000

After i change my wordpress theme yesterday, i decided to give a new look to my favicon too. So i went to this website www.favicon.cc

This is basically a website where you can design your favicon or upload certain image files and it will convert it to .ico format. It also have a database of favicons previously created.. So i did some searches on the database and found one that looks quite good, which is the one i am using now.

Change Theme Again!

Jason — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:01:19 +0000

This is the second time changing the theme for this blog. Previously i used Black Saphire theme, but i later found that it is quite dull and not very compatible with different browsers and screen resolutions. Therefore now i have change to this theme call FRESHY. Cheers! A more colourful theme which reflect the contents of my blog and 2 columns layout make arranging easier than previous one. I took almost the whole night changing to this new theme and the final result is a Masterpiece!!

P/s: Thanks Jayceooi.com for the useful tips.

How to get free for life flight ticket

Jason — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:05:45 +0000

From the last posting of how to get cheap Airasia flight ticket, now i would like to teach you how to get a free for life flight ticket. Unfortunately this only work for pregnant woman who is going to deliver. Book a ticket when its around the delivery time of your baby. If possible make sure a doctor friend is with you during the flight but don’t let the Airline know that you purposely plan this on purpose. I doubt this trick will work again the second time, but anyhow is still worth a try isnt it?LoL

What happened recently in Malaysia, is a mother safely delivered her baby when on board of AirAsia Flight AK 6506 on Oct 21 when the aircraft was about 800m in the air. The flight was sheduled from Penang to Kuching but then was diverted to the low-cost carrier terminal in LCCT when Liew went into premature labour. The airline has presented Liew and the baby free flight tickets for life to celebrate the birth. At the same time, the baby boy has been named Asia Liew Ya Hang. ‘Ya Hang’ means ‘AirAsia’ in Mandarin.

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Beautiful Flower Girl Art

Jason — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:22:46 +0000

Flowers and petals creatively design to look like a girl. Enjoy

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Mini Cooper Convertible

Jason — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:20:00 +0000

MINI Cooper Convertible or also MINI Cooper Cabriolet is definitely a car that i wish to own in the future. The convertible has also been upgraded to include some unique features that go beyond the quality of even the standard MINI Cooper S, including a new generation four-cylinder petrol engines, a newly developed electrohydraulical roof, and other stylistic improvements to the body of the car. The soft top can open and close in just 15 seconds at driving speeds of up to 30km/h, and can also be activated from the remote control. The driver can also open the top only half way by about 16 inches if he wants, allowing semi-open top motoring. This works at speed of up to 120km/h. The Mini have a the car’s climate control will feature a new mode that activates automatically when the roof is down, which takes into account the influence of wind when the roof is opened. Pretty Cool huh.. imagine taking your girlfriend to a stroll with a MINI is definitely a turn on!!

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